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TManTrek.Com: Terry Lynch's Trip Around the World |
Raised by wolves in the cool forests of the Northern U.S., a young, (and very dirty) Terry intercepted a hunting party closing in on his wolfy den. He hit the head hunter, named Matthew Lynch, on the head with a big rock.
Brought back to civilization, Terry became the darling of the scientific community. Linguists were amazed that Terry seemed to invent his own language in the forest, a cross between Gaelic and Old Norse. Ironically, taken in by the same man who he had attacked in the forest, Terry quickly excelled at all activities unrelated to education. By 16, he had become as one witness stated "a chick-magnet" due in part to his ability on the Football field.
Terry paid his way through college as a hand model for major magazines. At school, he majored in underwater-basket weaving and the Star Trek language of Klingon. An sabbatical to University College Cork in Ireland allowed Terry to minor in Guinness.
At his first job out of school, Terry worked as a key advisor to the Enron Board of Directors. After taking his advice, and plunging the company into bankruptcy, Terry decided he better high-tail it out of the country. Thus, his round the world Odyssey.